Amusing work convos.
Jan. 16th, 2015 10:31 amS is my boss, the director of security here.
X: This is why I bring these things to you--sometimes I'm all, "You're supposed to do it this way, but I like you, so lemme just bend this rule."
S: You need to follow the rules. I mean, we all need to follow the rules.
X: But what if it's a bad rule?
S: Well, if it's a bad rule, then I work to change it...
X: But you wouldn't follow it if it actively hurt people or processes.
S: Right.
X: So we have to use our own judgment to determine which rules are good; meaning, which are worth following.
S: No, you use my judgment.
X: Ah, and now we're back on comfortable ground.
X: This is why I bring these things to you--sometimes I'm all, "You're supposed to do it this way, but I like you, so lemme just bend this rule."
S: You need to follow the rules. I mean, we all need to follow the rules.
X: But what if it's a bad rule?
S: Well, if it's a bad rule, then I work to change it...
X: But you wouldn't follow it if it actively hurt people or processes.
S: Right.
X: So we have to use our own judgment to determine which rules are good; meaning, which are worth following.
S: No, you use my judgment.
X: Ah, and now we're back on comfortable ground.
me: that can be a simple IDE script, i believe
me: log in, go to the Manage Items area, open each page in the list, and make sure it doesn't send locusts through your hard drive
me: (that's a new Selenium command: assertNotLocusts)
me: ((okay, who put LSD in my coffee))
boss: you
coworker: hah
me: so i did!
me: *sips*
me: log in, go to the Manage Items area, open each page in the list, and make sure it doesn't send locusts through your hard drive
me: (that's a new Selenium command: assertNotLocusts)
me: ((okay, who put LSD in my coffee))
boss: you
coworker: hah
me: so i did!
me: *sips*
We're still hiring for technical support and quality assurance. More the former, to be honest, but that's mostly so that you learn the product before almost certainly being promoted up to QA.
Technical support does not require that you talk to customers. It's more like internal support; you support the customer support folk, who do in fact talk to customers.
We also have open positions for a junior DBA (junior in position, not in knowledge), sales folk, marketing folk, customer support folk, and I think front-end dev folk. Email me at my username at dreamwidth for more info on this stuff.
Technical support does not require that you talk to customers. It's more like internal support; you support the customer support folk, who do in fact talk to customers.
We also have open positions for a junior DBA (junior in position, not in knowledge), sales folk, marketing folk, customer support folk, and I think front-end dev folk. Email me at my username at dreamwidth for more info on this stuff.
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May. 21st, 2012 11:29 amI work at a web-based company. I have this one task that I need to do every so often, which is creating test accounts for one of our clients. I need to do the same steps, with the same credentials, in three different environments.
Please tell me there's some simple way of making something do that for me. It can be any given tool, so long as it's installable/usable on Windows. (So, Javascript would be just fine.)
Please tell me there's some simple way of making something do that for me. It can be any given tool, so long as it's installable/usable on Windows. (So, Javascript would be just fine.)
Unicode to not Unicode.
Mar. 24th, 2012 11:25 amI'm looking for a quick way to convert certain Unicode characters to the nearest ASCII equivalent. For example, converting 'ı' to 'i'.
This is in upload files to our system at work, specifically in the email domain parts and in the country names (e.g., "Indıa"). We don't allow those in email domain parts, and the country names are lookup values, not text fields.
I can write a cumbersome thing in Excel, but I wanted to see if there was an easier workaround until the devs have the time to fix the code.
This is in upload files to our system at work, specifically in the email domain parts and in the country names (e.g., "Indıa"). We don't allow those in email domain parts, and the country names are lookup values, not text fields.
I can write a cumbersome thing in Excel, but I wanted to see if there was an easier workaround until the devs have the time to fix the code.
Poll #9869 I've been assimilated.
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 5
I will be giving training to a team next week. I'm torn between using my live demo account, which may have cruft in it, or using PowerPoint, 'pon which I can put notes. (Part of this involves our software on mobile devices, which is another reason for PowerPoint.)
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Use your demo account.
0 (0.0%)
Use PowerPoint.
0 (0.0%)
Use PowerPoint for most of it, and the demo account for the rest.
5 (100.0%)
Examine your life choices.
3 (60.0%)
Other.
1 (20.0%)
Other?
In need of receipts.
Feb. 18th, 2012 02:30 pmWork is trying to expand more into the international market, which among other things means treating taxes appropriately. Pre-tax and post-tax taxes, for example. My personal problem is, I'm finding it surprisingly difficult to find sample product and service receipts online for non-US and non-Canada countries.
If you live in a non-US/non-Canada country, could you please send me a copy of a products-based receipt (e.g., clothing) and a services-based receipt (e.g., hotel stay)? Feel free to note if there are even more ridiculously specific taxes applied, like food versus clothing versus sales taxes, but for the most part, services is important.
Danke schön!
If you live in a non-US/non-Canada country, could you please send me a copy of a products-based receipt (e.g., clothing) and a services-based receipt (e.g., hotel stay)? Feel free to note if there are even more ridiculously specific taxes applied, like food versus clothing versus sales taxes, but for the most part, services is important.
xtina[at]dreamwith[dot]org
should work as an email address. I may want to give these copies to my boss, as examples; if you send something in, please (a) black out identifying details and (b) let me know if I may send these upwards to my boss.Danke schön!
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Feb. 1st, 2012 12:18 pmI want something like this:
http://iphonetester.com/
I want it for the Android. It doesn't need to perfectly emulate things, I am just trying to take good screenshots for work.
Halp?
http://iphonetester.com/
I want it for the Android. It doesn't need to perfectly emulate things, I am just trying to take good screenshots for work.
Halp?