Chris

J: Why would you be on a plank in the ocean?
X: You have to have a plank!  It's not sustainable otherwise!
J: You could be under the sea, instead.
X: "Darling it's better / Down where it's wetter / Pornographic'ly"
J: "I've only finished half my coffee, and she's filking at me!"

R: I put all your medicine, right in one place.  [Nyquil, cough drops, cranberry juice, and some anti-cough pills.]
X: *glances at Nyquil*  I'll just swig it!
R: ...should I put this back?
X: You'll find me draped, ahahaha, half on and half off the couch!  *cracks up*
R: This is only so funny because you're so drugged.
X: *dyin' here*  Or draped over the chair!
R: Okay, I'm cutting you off.  *moves Nyquil*
X: "I regret nothing!  *thud*"
R: *shakes head*
X: The cat'll be sitting there looking at you like, "Dude I dunno.  She's a party animal."  *hysteria*
R: Goodnight, dear.

Also, I always hear the text for this userpic* in a little whisper.  Creepy, or creepy awesome?

* CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, overtop the creepy kitten.

G: I'm English, we do guilt well.
X: I'm anxious, I'm good at it too!
G: This is going to go well.

- I usually listen to my modern rock music Pandora station, which has a lot of stuff from the 90s on up.
- I sometimes delve into Otep and Kittie and suchlike, all shrieky rock with melodicness involved.
- Often, if I'm too busy or the phones are too frequent, I listen to techno.
- Yesterday I was on a Deltron 3030 kick.
- Today has all been Dr. Hook, Grand Funk Railroad, BS&T, 3 Dog Night, and so forth.

Coworker: I am constantly surprised by your musical taste.
Xtina: Are you dissin' on Blood Sweat & Tears?  There's a law against that.

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I'm playing this Flash game, and Josh noted that the dragons are future space dragons.  Of course, they are Pern dragons.

Later:

X: Yes, darken the sky with dragons.
J: Perneate the sky?
X: ...I dislike you.
J: I learned it from watching you!

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In other news, if you're one of those who're using the for-DW Greasemonkey script for inserting usernames when in HTML view, there's an upgrade, as DW is going to allow for Twitter.com to be one of the "site" parameters for "user" in their next rollout.

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J: *singing* The best part of waking up / Is two girls and one cup!
All: *waugh*

X: Hey, M.
M: Mm?
X: Grimm's Tentacle Porn Fairy Tales.
M: ...oh god!

X: Hey, can we change this from Cthulhu to Scrappy-thulhu?
All: No.

Br: I use my Puppy Power to break down the door.
J: Puppy powerrrrr!
B: *hangs head*

Jf: You know, I never thought that a Call of Cthulhu game could be derailed by sharktopus.
B: ...why on earth not?
Jf: It's just too on-topic!

X: It'd be a great safeword!
All sans B: *cracking up*
B: *just came in* Wait, what's the safeword?
X: More of a phrase: "I didn't know I had it in me."
B: ...

IN NON-GAME NEWS

X: http://www.keyboardco.com/keyboard_big.asp?PRODUCT=576
X: http://explosm.net/comics/2301/
X: In that order.
R: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
R: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
X: If someone puts Comic Sans on my tombstone, I DEMAND that someone put a shaking fist in the grave like that.
R: i'd come by and change the batteries for you every year
X: Awwwwwwwwwwww. That's real hearts. <3
R: even if it meant going to portland!
R: <3
X: ::kershmoop'd::

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J: Where would you even get potassium nitrate?
Br: Bat poop.
Jf: How do you get that from bats anyways?
Br: You SQUEEZE 'em!
X: You palpate the bat anus.
B: ...and now I have an awful idea for Batman slashfic.
B: "Holy BOOM, Batman!"

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Snippet from yesterday, related to the song "Meet Virginia":

X: I can't stand that song.
J: It's a pretty catchy song, though.  *hums*
X: Yeah, but... at some point, I dunno, I just get tired of listening to men singing about women's lives.  I'd much rather listen to women singing about their own lives.  "I hate you", "I love you", "I'm a lowly worm but with your love I'll shine again", "you fucked me up and now all women suck", blah blah freakin' blah.  It's all so objectifying, and on occasion, I'm done with it.
J: Now, I'm sure they have feelings for these women.
X: Oh, yeah, I'm sure they have feelings, I just don't think they're useful.
J: *cracks up*

And for the luvva rancid Kool-Aid, if I never hear lyrics that refer to the man's love interest as a child (hell, to either of them as a child), or that "let me take you by the hand/help you understand" rhyme, ever again, I will be a v. happy kitty indeed.  (Like there aren't other rhymes one could make against "hand"/"understand".  *eyeroll*)

He wondered whether there was any music with women singing about men in a similar fashion.  (a) Yes.  I can think of at least two off the top of my head.  (b) I don't particularly care.

Although women covering songs originally (or "originally") performed by men pleases me.


I still like rock music.  I will still listen to it.  I just get really tired of it at times.

Thankfully, I have such awesome folk around me that I don't have to worry about someone accusing me of dismissing the perspectives and contributions of men!  Isn't that wonderful?  I think so.

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X: Jack of all butts!
J: And master of none!
X: Oo, the Butt-Master.  Like "Beastmaster", but worse!
J: *cracks up*
X: "Cock of the Rings"?
J: "Bow down before this."
X: The Nazgoo!
J: ...*disowns me*
X: *cracks up*

R: It's like he has depression-autotune in his head, such that everything is in the key of "you're bad and you should feel bad", and it almost doesn't matter what anyone says.
X: ...that's terrible!
R: *laughs*
X: I mean, it's a terrific analogy, it really works here.
R: I know!  It fits so well.
X: But it's awful!  You're a terrible person!
R: *busts out laughing*

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I was writing this up after some time had elapsed:

X: Man, I've already forgotten some of this, and now I'm gonna have to hear it again!  This sucks!
R: *cracks up*