I cannot explain myself, it's true.

[nonethefewer]

The context: in another comm, someone mentioned the name "Beliebers" to refer to fans of Justin Bieber.  And so, I filk.

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* Original lyrics.
* YouTube, for music + lyrics.

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Just a pre-teen boy, singing songs that some enjoy
He took the pop-star train singing to the kids
Scooter heard his songs, Usher signed him up, so long
Put on the pop-star train singing to the kids

A singer on a giant stage, making some ginormous wage
For a ticket you can see him sing, he goes on and on and on and ooon

Artists signing up to sing along with him
Such as Usher, Ludacris, Dr. Dre
Concerts, YouTube, tickets, swag, and Twitter, too
Every pop star has their daaay

[solo! woo!]

Workin' hard to make his stuff
Shouldn't be perceived as tough
He will likely be around the scene
For a few more years

Some will squeal, some will snooze
Some were born to listen to blues
So they turn away from him
He goes on and on and on and on

Teen girls waiting in a line to buy a ticket
With money earned from mowing lawns
Concerts, YouTube, tickets, swag, and Twitter, too
Every pop star has their daaay

Don't stop Beliebin'
(Why is he appealin'?)
Pop stars, people...

Don't stop Beliebin'
Justiiiiiiiiin
Pop stars, people...

[repeat ad nauseam]

Originally posted on Dreamwidth.  Number of comments so far:

Comments

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Bravo! Encore, encore!

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

FREEBIRD!

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Ha!

I swear, I expected "I'm a Belieber" ("I couldn't Bieber if I tried...")

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

Ha!  I actually laughed out loud at my desk.  I should, or infinitely should not, do that one!

[veek.livejournal.com]

Should should should! *clamors*

This above is fantastic.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

me too :) but the one she did was great too

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

http://the-xtina.livejournal.com/1649166.html?format=light

[ayalanya.livejournal.com]

*dies*