And yet, I don't write fanfic.
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Xtina: I always figured Archie could marry Betty (for the hot sex and building-a-life) and see Veronica on occasion (with consent, as B/V are such close friends).
Rose: and never jealous of each other!
Xtina: And Jughead would open a good diner - diner qualities, but quality food - and just enjoy himself there forever.
Xtina: He'd have the most touching eulogy for Pops, busting out with something moving and sweet and not joshingly burgers-centered at all.
Rose: can i pretend it's not [our datenight] and ignore you? *)
Xtina: Midge and Ethel would... really hit it off. Illicit affairs, until Moose finds out and gets upset about it all. Cue a deep story about sexism in Riverdale, where the guys encourage Moose to stay with Midge ("Dude, threesome!"), but Archie listens to Jughead, his wiser side, and tells Moose that, sadly, an affair is an affair.
Xtina: One story can be about speculation about whether Jughead will ever find that special someone, until he busts out with, "Can't I just run this diner, enjoy good food, spend time with my friends and my dog, and be happy? Lemme ask you this - when did you ever ask Pops about his romantic life? Let me just be like Pops." Everyone grows.
Rose: you're _so_ weird
Xtina: One can be about Dilton, future-man extraordinaire, coming to revamp Riverdale - bring it into the future, along with his business (and sometimes sexual) partner, Veronica. They try to make everything Better(tm), installing fancy new equipment at the arcade, installing computers and software at the diner, things like that. The Riverdalians accept some of it, but then realise it's changing the town too fast, and there's a backlash. In the end, some newness is integrated, and Dilton and Veronica learn patience.
Xtina: ...why am I thinking of this?
Xtina: I blame... me, sadly.
Xtina: *posts anyhow*
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Xtina: I always figured Archie could marry Betty (for the hot sex and building-a-life) and see Veronica on occasion (with consent, as B/V are such close friends).
Rose: and never jealous of each other!
Xtina: And Jughead would open a good diner - diner qualities, but quality food - and just enjoy himself there forever.
Xtina: He'd have the most touching eulogy for Pops, busting out with something moving and sweet and not joshingly burgers-centered at all.
Rose: can i pretend it's not [our datenight] and ignore you? *)
Xtina: Midge and Ethel would... really hit it off. Illicit affairs, until Moose finds out and gets upset about it all. Cue a deep story about sexism in Riverdale, where the guys encourage Moose to stay with Midge ("Dude, threesome!"), but Archie listens to Jughead, his wiser side, and tells Moose that, sadly, an affair is an affair.
Xtina: One story can be about speculation about whether Jughead will ever find that special someone, until he busts out with, "Can't I just run this diner, enjoy good food, spend time with my friends and my dog, and be happy? Lemme ask you this - when did you ever ask Pops about his romantic life? Let me just be like Pops." Everyone grows.
Rose: you're _so_ weird
Xtina: One can be about Dilton, future-man extraordinaire, coming to revamp Riverdale - bring it into the future, along with his business (and sometimes sexual) partner, Veronica. They try to make everything Better(tm), installing fancy new equipment at the arcade, installing computers and software at the diner, things like that. The Riverdalians accept some of it, but then realise it's changing the town too fast, and there's a backlash. In the end, some newness is integrated, and Dilton and Veronica learn patience.
Xtina: ...why am I thinking of this?
Xtina: I blame... me, sadly.
Xtina: *posts anyhow*
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