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[nonethefewer]

There is nothing right about this:



NOTHING.

Comments

[argonel.livejournal.com]

The more I look at that the more I giggle in insanity as I gape in horror. I presure that the pink thing sticking out of the front shuttles back and forth as it sews. I also assume the insane expression like it just bit into something nasty doesn't change.

[harlequinaide.livejournal.com]

Nor is there anything wrong about it. It is a thing of beauty which will last forever.

[jasra]

I think that would put me off of sewing.

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

Is is possilbe to have an orgasm just by looking at someting awesome? Y'all don't have to like it, but hot dam it that one sexy piece of sewing equiptment. Daaaam!

[marieoroumania.livejournal.com]

IT'S STARING AT ME!!!!!!

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right!

[majes.livejournal.com]

It passed me a note that it had sewn for you. Here, I transcribe it into electronic form for you, cuz I care:

Dear the_xtina

I think you are cool.  Do you like me?  Check below

(  ) Yes
(  ) Hells Yes!

~ Hello Kitty Sewing machine

I swear that is what it sewed for you, exactly. I would send you the swatch that it sewed this on but, as you well know, the post office is still trying to find and kill me.

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

If you don't know how to get third-party middlefolk to mail your things for you, then I've no use for you.

*sniffs disdainfully*

[majes.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have plenty of uses for me. Just like I do for you.

[naamah-darling.livejournal.com]

I WISH YOU COULD SEE MY FACE RIGHT NOW.

[siderea]

*TWITCH*

P.S. Lo, I have a new benchmark for the Uncanny Valley.

Kitty Sews

[ankhorite.livejournal.com]

Aaaaggh freaky pink-eye eeeeee yuck yuck eee!