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nonethefewerX: I thought you'd said "spike-filled tit"!
R: Well, I would turn away from that, as well.
X: Who wouldn't??
X: Ow. *cracks up* I just hit myself in the face with my cellphone.
R: *snrk* *cracks up*
X: Hey, screw you!
R: No, I've done it myself, that's why I'm laughing!
Which turned into discussions of making one's saving throw versus cellphones. I won't even try.
And then this!
X: It was like one part parsing the grammar, and one part parsing the grammar. "What the hell am I saying??"
R: *cracks up*
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In other news, a friend sent me this:
R: You'd have to collect all the balls of yarn, and fend off the roommate who keeps trying to stop the yarn from taking over the house.
X: Oh! And you could have the days going by quickly, and you only have so much time to knit things before it's Christmas.
R: Yeah, it could be a side-quest. You pick a pattern and knit it for Christmas - you can pick a simpler pattern, to increase your chances of finishing on time, but you don't get as many points.
X: Oh, that's good.
R: ...
X: ...
R: We're sick.
X: What's wrong with us?
Both: *die*
R: Well, I would turn away from that, as well.
X: Who wouldn't??
X: Ow. *cracks up* I just hit myself in the face with my cellphone.
R: *snrk* *cracks up*
X: Hey, screw you!
R: No, I've done it myself, that's why I'm laughing!
Which turned into discussions of making one's saving throw versus cellphones. I won't even try.
And then this!
X: It was like one part parsing the grammar, and one part parsing the grammar. "What the hell am I saying??"
R: *cracks up*
--
In other news, a friend sent me this:
R: You'd have to collect all the balls of yarn, and fend off the roommate who keeps trying to stop the yarn from taking over the house.
X: Oh! And you could have the days going by quickly, and you only have so much time to knit things before it's Christmas.
R: Yeah, it could be a side-quest. You pick a pattern and knit it for Christmas - you can pick a simpler pattern, to increase your chances of finishing on time, but you don't get as many points.
X: Oh, that's good.
R: ...
X: ...
R: We're sick.
X: What's wrong with us?
Both: *die*
