I think I just fucking ruptured something.

[nonethefewer]

X: I thought you'd said "spike-filled tit"!
R: Well, I would turn away from that, as well.
X: Who wouldn't??

X: Ow.  *cracks up*  I just hit myself in the face with my cellphone.
R: *snrk* *cracks up*
X: Hey, screw you!
R: No, I've done it myself, that's why I'm laughing!

Which turned into discussions of making one's saving throw versus cellphones.  I won't even try.

And then this!

X: It was like one part parsing the grammar, and one part parsing the grammar.  "What the hell am I saying??"
R: *cracks up*

--

In other news, a friend sent me this:



R: You'd have to collect all the balls of yarn, and fend off the roommate who keeps trying to stop the yarn from taking over the house.
X: Oh!  And you could have the days going by quickly, and you only have so much time to knit things before it's Christmas.
R: Yeah, it could be a side-quest.  You pick a pattern and knit it for Christmas - you can pick a simpler pattern, to increase your chances of finishing on time, but you don't get as many points.
X: Oh, that's good.
R: ...
X: ...
R: We're sick.
X: What's wrong with us?
Both: *die*

Comments

[naamah-darling.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

Mini-game for extra points: spinning roving into yarn.

I've watched a friend do this, and it's nothing short of miraculous.

[jasra]

That's just great. I love the game concept.

[rosefox]

R: "Save versus cellphone." "What?" "Just roll the die." "1. Shit!" "The cellphone explodes in your hand, a shard piercing your eye and going all the way into your brain. Your character is dead. Roll up a new one." "Dude, what the hell?" "I didn't like that character. Make a new one." "But... hang on, saving throw versus cellphone?"

X: I can see it as a cartoon! Some guy with a cellphone up his nose, and a friend says "How the hell did you do that?" and he says [very nasal voice] "I blew my saving throw!"

[bronxelf-ag001.livejournal.com]

I totally think you could get away with this. Imagine if you released it for the Wii?

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

Nah, you'd need two remotes.  Crocheting, though...

*ponders*