Offer doesn't include tax and shipping. Offer good at participating wispfoxen.

[nonethefewer]

You know, I see the "I have a $person, and you don't!" posts around, and I always think they're kind of mean.  So I thought about posting about having a wispfox, and my brain took over to make me write this, instead:

I have a wispfox, and you could too, for four easy installments of only $39.95!

Comments

[hawver.livejournal.com]

Hey boss, did you get my email about the wedding?

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

So ... do you get a partial Wispfox after the first payment, or do you have to make all four? Is there a Wispfox credit account we can apply for?

[ayalanya.livejournal.com]

*giggling* hooray! that seems like a good investment.

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's some stuff around here I could sell to afford that ...

[ethernight.livejournal.com]

If I were wispfox, I might be slightly annoyed at being valued at roughly the same price as an ipod nano.

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

W-ell...

(a) $39.95 is a Simpsons reference - Dr. Nick, specifically - and
(b) she mentioned that she would be annoyed, except she knew I was being silly and not serious*, so.

* Little does she know.  Mwaha.

Happy Birthday: Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday

[shirablack.livejournal.com]

Y'all don't know me, but happy, happy birthday.

I've been instructed to wish so ....

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

i can has wispfox?

[jasra]

There's a kitty (and human) over here who would miss her if you sell her off. Just sayin'.

[australian-joe.livejournal.com]

I feel like such an idiot. I've already paid thousands and thousands of dollars for my one.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

(she's trying to sell a crappy cheap rip-off. You have the real deal. ;)

[australian-joe.livejournal.com]

Hey, a couple of cheap rip-offs would still be handy.