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[nonethefewer]

Somebody replaced my uterus with sandpaper.  I can totally tell the difference.

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[amaebi.livejournal.com]

Now, if only they'd used Folger's crystals....

(Holding my thumbs for your increased comfort.)

[(Anonymous)]

...ow.


dammit, that's some description.

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[ankhorite.livejournal.com]

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My uterus and I were at war most of my life. She wanted kids, I didn't. Thirty years of oral contraceptives meant I won that battle, but oh how she made me pay for it!

Until last August, snippity-do-dahh, free at last, free at last, thank all all-righty, I'm free at last.

Sorry you're illin'. :(