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Chris ([personal profile] nonethefewer) wrote2007-04-28 01:04 pm
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Somebody replaced my uterus with sandpaper.  I can totally tell the difference.

[identity profile] amaebi.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, if only they'd used Folger's crystals....

(Holding my thumbs for your increased comfort.)

(Anonymous) 2007-04-28 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...ow.


dammit, that's some description.

Hostile Territory

[identity profile] ankhorite.livejournal.com 2007-04-29 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
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My uterus and I were at war most of my life. She wanted kids, I didn't. Thirty years of oral contraceptives meant I won that battle, but oh how she made me pay for it!

Until last August, snippity-do-dahh, free at last, free at last, thank all all-righty, I'm free at last.

Sorry you're illin'. :(