*rubs mandibles together*
Jul. 3rd, 2011 12:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nonethefewerIn game, we found a man buried in a tree. Or perhaps turning into a tree? Anyways, he'd been a tree for about two years, and never stops screaming. Someone shot him, to put him out of his misery... and that stopped the screaming, for a few minutes.
J: (to NPC) Where did you shoot him?
NPC: Right between the eyes.
GM: There's a bit of blood on his face, but his forehead is smooth.
J: What do we do now?
X: I say saw off a branch, and see if there's a change in the screaming.
All: ...
X: Oh, c'mon!
Jf: Science is not always the answer!
X+B: Science is always the answer!
X: You blasphemer!
X: Has his hair grown in that time? If one of you smashes in his head, does it reinflate like a balloon? Eee!
J: *stare*
C'MON.
(Does he breathe when he screams? (Answer: no! Oo!) If we flash a light in his eyes, do they dilate? Does he react to sounds near his ears? Oo, oo, do we have any heavy painkillers, how does he react? Holy god I must absolutely try to get sap from this tree.)
[eta] WE NEED FIRE. Oh, and sawing off some roots. Would he starve to death? I should probably not be enjoying this.
J: (to NPC) Where did you shoot him?
NPC: Right between the eyes.
GM: There's a bit of blood on his face, but his forehead is smooth.
J: What do we do now?
X: I say saw off a branch, and see if there's a change in the screaming.
All: ...
X: Oh, c'mon!
Jf: Science is not always the answer!
X+B: Science is always the answer!
X: You blasphemer!
X: Has his hair grown in that time? If one of you smashes in his head, does it reinflate like a balloon? Eee!
J: *stare*
C'MON.
(Does he breathe when he screams? (Answer: no! Oo!) If we flash a light in his eyes, do they dilate? Does he react to sounds near his ears? Oo, oo, do we have any heavy painkillers, how does he react? Holy god I must absolutely try to get sap from this tree.)
[eta] WE NEED FIRE. Oh, and sawing off some roots. Would he starve to death? I should probably not be enjoying this.
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Date: 2011-08-10 10:54 pm (UTC)