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I had gouda fondue with my friend from ex-work.  I have had no ill effects so far, largely because I think I shocked my system with the sheer audacity of it.

Me: Non-dairy creamer!
Stomach: Mwahaha, nein!  It contains dairy, due to definitional suck!  *hates*
Me: Uh.  Hm.  This box of instant rice-and-broccoli-and-chicken?
Stomach: Contains dairy!  *grumbles*
Me: ... MOTHERFUCKING GOUDA FONDUE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?
Stomach: ...
Me: ...
Stomach: ...
Me: Take it.
Stomach: *takes it*

You're not the boss of me!  *shakes fist a lot*