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May. 18th, 2008 09:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I had gouda fondue with my friend from ex-work. I have had no ill effects so far, largely because I think I shocked my system with the sheer audacity of it.
Me: Non-dairy creamer!
Stomach: Mwahaha, nein! It contains dairy, due to definitional suck! *hates*
Me: Uh. Hm. This box of instant rice-and-broccoli-and-chicken?
Stomach: Contains dairy! *grumbles*
Me: ... MOTHERFUCKING GOUDA FONDUE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?
Stomach: ...
Me: ...
Stomach: ...
Me: Take it.
Stomach: *takes it*
You're not the boss of me! *shakes fist a lot*
Me: Non-dairy creamer!
Stomach: Mwahaha, nein! It contains dairy, due to definitional suck! *hates*
Me: Uh. Hm. This box of instant rice-and-broccoli-and-chicken?
Stomach: Contains dairy! *grumbles*
Me: ... MOTHERFUCKING GOUDA FONDUE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?
Stomach: ...
Me: ...
Stomach: ...
Me: Take it.
Stomach: *takes it*
You're not the boss of me! *shakes fist a lot*
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Date: 2008-05-19 07:48 am (UTC)(I grew up on soy. I like soy milk more than most people do.)
So, you know, maybe it's cool. Or maybe your stomach is just overwhelmed by the deliciousness.
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Date: 2008-05-19 04:18 pm (UTC)