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Jf: I go to talk to the cop at the boarding house...
X: "Cop of the boarding to ye!"
B: ...you get negative XP for that.

"NPC: Non-Player Consequences!"
--Brad

B: So Josh, what do you do?
J: I dunno...
X: You could go to the murder scene...
M: Yes! You could do an autopsy! [imitating J] "He was stabbed."
X: He was stabbified!
J: He was enstabbified, which led to debloodification. *firm nod*
B: *massive eyeroll*

Jf: I'm now thinking of "Dick and Jane MacBeth". "Out, damn Spot! Out!"

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[naamah-darling.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

Those are all hilarious, but the "Out, damn Spot! Out!" is my favorite.

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

There was one snippet, which went from Dick & Jane to Dick & Jane & Tentacle to the worst children's book ever, which I am trying to drink out of my conscious memory.

("Dick and Jane and... say, is that a tentacle?")

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

LOL