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X: No, but, come lookit!  This is my timeline of all major events in my life.  And they're colour-coded!
J: They are?  Oh, I see... travel, relationships, work...
X: Yep!  But seeeee, though, the graphical timeline.
J: ...
X: ^^
J: *pats me on the head*
X: *bursts out laughing*
J: I... wow.  Whoever does your memoirs is going to have their work cut out for them.
X: I haven't even shown you the four pages of apartment-searching checklist yet!
J: I'm gonna go outside now.

Originally posted on Dreamwidth.