nonethefewer | Hey, yall post memes, I post chatlogs.

rosefox: http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
the_xtina: I love that so much.
rosefox: apparently the source code is hilarious, though i haven't looked
the_xtina: 
the_xtina: 
the_xtina: oO *cracks up*
rosefox: i think every page i write from now on will include  somewhere in the code
the_xtina: I must put that in at work.
rosefox: you must!
rosefox: maybe do it one page at a time
rosefox: that way, whenever something annoys you, you can fight back by adding it to another page
the_xtina: *cracks up further*
rosefox: "how was your day?" "a five on the  scale"
the_xtina: Where 1 is resigned and 10 is frantic.
the_xtina: No - 8 is frantic. 10 is capslock.
rosefox: 
rosefox: 
the_xtina: case bears:
{
sThing = "no";
break; 
}
the_xtina: For Bears = 1 To 11 
Next
rosefox: hahaha
rosefox: *nearly chokes laughing*
rosefox: 10 PRINT BEARS
the_xtina: Ow, my abs.
rosefox: 20 IF BEARS GOTO BEARS
rosefox: 30 NO SCRATCH THAT IF BEARS RUNFROM BEARS STUPID
the_xtina: *for srs dies*
the_xtina: Alas, I do not know Perl.
the_xtina: Programmers in Perl are thus DOOMED to BEARS.
rosefox: i was just trying to remember assembly code...
the_xtina: (Ruby on Bears?)
rosefox: sadly i -- hahahaha yes
the_xtina: Bearnary?
the_xtina: Visual Bearsic?
the_xtina: Argh, BRAINS.
rosefox: not brains, bears!
rosefox: you are going to post this, right?
the_xtina: Now instead of bear vs. shark, I want bear vs. Python.
the_xtina: Hells yes.

deyo: if (/*.[Bb]ears.*/) {w("Oh shit $1!")}
deyo: And the Perl compiler knows what to do in case of bears, so you dont' have to type it out.
the_xtina: *cracks up*

the_xtina: Ah! Ruby on Rails:
case bears
when 0
puts "Relax."
when 1
puts "RUN YOU FOOL"
end