This was pre-coffee! I was defenseless!
May. 12th, 2008 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nonethefewerOkay so, I was at a Dunkin Donuts downtown (it's all downtown, ahahaha). I went up to the counter, where there was a guy next to me, fumbling to come up with $.48 to complete his $2.48 order. I ordered a medium regular and a corn muffin, which is full of win and happy for me, and handed the next-to-me guy fifty cents, no worries. I then sat down at the counter-thing to eat and drink and read a bit.
1) He came up to me and thanked me, to which I said no worries. He wandered off.
2) He came up to me and handed me 35 cents. I, uh, sure, okay. He wandered off.
3) He came up to me and offered me his plant, claiming that he didn't know why he bought it because he had such a black thumb, do I want a plant? I uh buh wha? He set it down and left.
I was so bemused. I turned to the guy next to me, who was on his way out the door.
G: *chuckling*
X: Do... do you want a plant?
G: Nah, man, you're on your own.
X: *still bemused*
I. Uh. Well, okay, I appear to have gotten myself a plant for $.15.
...
Do you want a plant?
1) He came up to me and thanked me, to which I said no worries. He wandered off.
2) He came up to me and handed me 35 cents. I, uh, sure, okay. He wandered off.
3) He came up to me and offered me his plant, claiming that he didn't know why he bought it because he had such a black thumb, do I want a plant? I uh buh wha? He set it down and left.
I was so bemused. I turned to the guy next to me, who was on his way out the door.
G: *chuckling*
X: Do... do you want a plant?
G: Nah, man, you're on your own.
X: *still bemused*
I. Uh. Well, okay, I appear to have gotten myself a plant for $.15.
...
Do you want a plant?
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