I'm a little peopled-out.

"But in all seriousness, are people today so in need of constant mental or social stimulation that they can't just enjoy the calm and solitude of being alone with just themselves and their thoughts for 20 freakin' minutes without feeling the need to get on the phone?"

I wonder this all the goddamn time.  Why can people not walk by my desk without talking to me?  Why can people not last more than five minutes on the bus without talking to whoever's nearby?  Jesus goddamn toastfuckers.

I'm rewatching Sweeney Todd.

In the past, I would run into the occasional argument that men having to shave their faces* is equal to women having to shave their legs, in terms of societal requirement.

* I am tired; the grammar eludes me.

Leaving aside the otherwise utter ridiculositude of this argument... where are all the women's legs barbers?