*dies of giggly*

[nonethefewer]

I don't usually laugh out loud at things I find on the intarweb, but this one killed me.

If you get this joke, then you are a total geek.

(ganked from ijk.)

Comments

*wince*

[mama-hogswatch.livejournal.com]

I actually wanted such a car and such a license plate....

[petermarcus.livejournal.com]

Where's my geek crown?


Or is it a beenie?

[ijk.livejournal.com]

Beanie, baby!

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

There was so much wrong with that comment that all I can do is shake your hand.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Hooray for wrong!

[ijk.livejournal.com]

You caught it ... heh :)

[jul3z.livejournal.com]

oh god, that's certainly groan worthy....

[jrtatsc.livejournal.com]

How dare you! I am not a total geek, only about 80% or so. Yes, I got the joke.

[datan0de.livejournal.com]

Ya' know, I'm about over it with all of these faulty "Geek Tests". Every damn one of 'em I've ever taken has said that I'm a total geek, including this one. Clearly there are deep flaws in the testing methodologies being used, aren't there?

...Aren't there?

...ArEn'T tHeRe?!?
[/denial]

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

You're a vampire geek and there's no denying it!

(I have watched Young Ones way. too. much.)

[zensidhe.livejournal.com]

How friggen funny is that!!!

Alone in the office

[imlad.livejournal.com]

And a good thing too, as I laughed very loudly, heartily and belleyly.

[bernmarx.livejournal.com]

I had to read it twice. Does that make me a half-geek?

[ciaoenrico.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the fuck that means. Does this mean I'll get laid more?

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

(a) It's on a VW Bug - Bug or "feature".

(b) Nope!  Sorry!

[hippybngstockng.livejournal.com]

That's glorius- ganking now... *big evil grin*

[sunspiral.livejournal.com]

::hoot!::

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

Was there ever any doubt?

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[wurmwyd.livejournal.com]

Hi There!

I was all set to reply to this with "I don't get it". Then, just as I clicked on comments, It sunk in.

I guess my geekiness is safe.

[va-bofh.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, but if you want true geekiness, what car is this license plate on:

ALT-90

And let's not forget my old motorcycle plate:

FOAD

[veek.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, but if you want true geekiness, what car is this license plate on:
ALT-90

Any car trying to dodge construction between Boston and Seattle.

[va-bofh.livejournal.com]

Nah, that's not geek. That's desperation. Now wayt, desperation is somewhat associated with geekiness.

[va-bofh.livejournal.com]

All righty. For the elite geek and those at home who want to try:

Bring up a DOS prompt (assuming you're using a Winblowz type system). At the prompt hold down the Alt key and, using the keypad, type in 90. When you let go of the Alt key, you'll know what sort of car the ALT-90 plate was on.

Oh, and if you're not a Usenet geek, you may not know that FOAD stands for F*** Off And Die.

HAND

[dda.livejournal.com]

Ah, but do you recognise this license plate: POPJ P,

got it but

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I first heard it years ago, as there is a Microsoft employee with that same deal going. I still don't think it's funny though.

[underwatercolor.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. :)