I shit-talk like breathing.

Backstory: I have recently been experiencing the anxiety of 20 enraged oxen.

X: I'm sorry I've been so full of anxiety lately.
R: *deadpan* Well, I'm afraid I can't offer empathy because I've never experienced anxiety, so all I can give you is sympathy.
X: Well, you're really bad at it, so go get yourself some anxiety and come back when you've experienced it some!
R: ...
X: *cracks all the way up*

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I put together a Python script to extract data from a DBF file into a SQL file, import it into SQL Server, and convert it to a set of data I need.

Because I am a GOD.