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So there we were, rosefox and I, watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  We come across the killer rabbit scene, and R takes down a stuffed "Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth" from her shelf.  In the movie, Sir Robin storms the rabbit.

Who leaps and attacks!

And the stuffed rabbit leaps for my throat, thus startling the fuck outta me!

We subsequently collapse into absolute hysterics.  She managed to time this so perfectly, such that she did not suffer death for startling me.  Oh man, that was utterly terrific.

X: You should have [the stuffed rabbit] bite Sam [the cat]!
R: Sam, c'mere!
S: *jumps down from the window*
X&S: *hysterics*

Like "I literally could not form words" hysterics.  I saw her take the damned rabbit down!  And yet!

X: I don't want to post about this, because I don't want to encourage people to try to startle me, lest I murder everybody!... wait, I'm full of lies.
R: You totally want to post this.
X: Well, I mean, I want to murder everybody.
R: ...that too.  *cracks up*