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[Setting: we are talking about weird shit.]
X: Horse daisy chainbwahahahahahahaha*dies*
J: *looks at me funny*
X: My BIG pony!!
J: "That's not a carousel!"
X: "What kind of pole is that??"

[Somehow, we get on to talking about this with others.]
X: "Allow me to discuss with you the merits of horse daisy chains."
J: "As you can clearly see in this PowerPoint presentation..."
X: Which would be worse, the discussion itself, or the fact that I made a PowerPoint presentation?
J: Yes.

J: This is almost certainly going to be one of those "I'm sure YOU think this is funny..." things.