http://granades.com/2008/05/21/lolcat-wedding-ceremony/

That is the single cutest thing I have read all week.

I don't know why, I just know this is the cutest thing ever:

Dear doggie/kittie lovars, via phinnia:

Golden retriever adopts 3 tiger cubs at Kan. zoo

*falls over*

Your two links for the day:

* synecdochic writes: Why Monetizing Social Media Through Advertising Is Doomed To Failure (part one)

* bbbsg sent me this: ever seen a creepier tower?  Seriously, keep scrolling down.

* phinnia linked to odd-looking marine animals.  The text is okay, but the pictures are amazing.

* IN CONCLUSION, mactavish sends this on:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAA



*squeak* *die*

Whenever the disclaimer exceeds the length of the post, that indicates that it is time for me to hit I Can Has Cheezburger again.  The hacking cough I have now necessitated a stop at Cute Overload.  I am now dosed to the gills with cute.

* hey there... LADEEZ

* jackpot

* Ahahahhaha pun.

* MOAR PUNNY.

* Oh oh oh OH *die*

* <blink>

* M for meer.

* Dear moominmolly: Someone has been taking your picture again.

* Dear ankhorite: *ded*

Many of yall are having a bad or low or otherwise meh day.  For one day only, you can borrow my very special anti-suck weapon:

From: the_xtina
To: Bodies, Inc.
Re: Return

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing to you regarding your 30-year money-back guarantee.  It seems that my body has been reduced to a pile of much.  Furthermore, the only noise I am capable of emitting is a high squeak.  You don't want to know how I'm writing this.

I am shipping my body to you, and would like a replacement as soon as possible.  If you would, please include an immunity to intolerably cute, squeaking, lolling-about-on-the-stairs raccoons.

Yrs,
-X

PS: By 'loll', I mean loll, although given that this is the internet and I don't speak Raccoon, perhaps it was--

Okay, I went to search for a lolcoon, and ended up dying anew.  Please hurry.

Somehow, the subject of feminism came up yesterday when I was chatting with B, my live-in partner.  (That makes him sound like a sofa-bed.)  He asserted, partially tongue-in-cheekily, that the world is run by a small group of rich white men, and he's not one of them.  There's The Top Of The Pack, and then waaay later on the power scale, there's men, women, non-whites, and so forth.

Somehow, this turned into me ranting about rape.  I broke it down to chat style for ease of reading.

X: Recently, there was an item in the news wherein which a woman who was throwing up due to being so drunk was prevented from leaving the building and was gang-raped.  The responses to this were normal – "She probably deserved it.  She got herself drunk.  She got herself raped.  Oh, those poor boys!"

X: Like the Duke lacrosse thing – a bunch of frat boys hired a prostitute for their kegger, she files rape charges, and all anyone can talk about, aside from at the feminist blogs I read, is oh, those poor boys!  Meanwhile, her personal information – her full name and a picture of her – is plastered in the media.

X: And what other crimes are there (crimes that involve two people, I mean, a victim and a perp) where the victim is told that they were probably lying, or they were asking for it, and oh those poor perps?  I mean, if we left our front door open and we were robbed, we'd be called fucking stupid, but we still would have been robbed.  It's still a crime.

X: FURthermore, about the lying part, you know what the stats are for "those crazy bitches" lying about rape?  The same as any other two-party crime.  In the same range, anyways.  But oh, those lying bitches.

X: And where is this coming from?

B: … I hope you don't expect me to answer that.

X: I think that was rhetorical.

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* Rape — Sexual Assault at the US DoJ's Office for Victims of Crimes site.

* Sailorman at Alas, A Blog has a neat breakdown of types of rape charges.

* Of course, when the victim in question is male, rape is suddenly a traumatic event.  To quote a commenter, "Afterall, rape of a man is a terrible, traumatic crime. Rape of a woman/gay man/child is your average Tuesday."

* That item in the news I mentioned.

* And to end this on a really terrible note, from London: "A teenage girl who claims she was gang raped by three 13-year-old schoolboys was overweight and would have been "glad of the attention", a barrister told a jury."

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Okay, I can't end there.  Check out the cutest kitten in the world.

Originally posted at Xtinian Thoughts.  Comment here or there.