A useful link.

[nonethefewer]

This website appears useful if you need a suicide hotline but, like me, hate and/or fear the phone:
http:// IMAlive.org

— XtinaBot (XtinaSchelin) August 12, 2014

Apparently this place is questionable at best. Thanks to starandrea for the update.

Alternative, that doesn't seem to suck:

http://www.crisischat.org/

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[nonethefewer]

...well, shit. *updates post* *updates Twitter*

Thank you for letting me know!