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nonethefewer) wrote2014-02-24 06:53 pm
nonethefewer) wrote2014-02-24 06:53 pm
BWANGANGANGANGwoowoowoo*arf arf arf*
Convos from a project team.
product manager: that was an INTENTIONAL(!!!) omission.
tester: alright, prepare for that [pass percent rate] to go up by magic (and technicalities)
xtina: magic and technicalities is my new prog rock band name
tester: can I play keytar
xtina: HELL yes
product manager: magic and technicalities of unicorn tears
xtina: "of unicorn tears" is the first album!
xtina: instead of individual songs (aka "sprints"), it's this giant mishmash of wandering music, arbitrarily broken into "movements" (builds)
tester: our songs are all approx 12-25 minutes long
xtina: heavy on the LSD-influenced droning vocals
product manager: i can play 2 chords on the ukelele and sing half of a alto octive... can i be in this band!?!
xtina: meanwhile, somewhere, [the project manager] feels an inexplicable need to drink more
product manager: that was an INTENTIONAL(!!!) omission.
tester: alright, prepare for that [pass percent rate] to go up by magic (and technicalities)
xtina: magic and technicalities is my new prog rock band name
tester: can I play keytar
xtina: HELL yes
product manager: magic and technicalities of unicorn tears
xtina: "of unicorn tears" is the first album!
xtina: instead of individual songs (aka "sprints"), it's this giant mishmash of wandering music, arbitrarily broken into "movements" (builds)
tester: our songs are all approx 12-25 minutes long
xtina: heavy on the LSD-influenced droning vocals
product manager: i can play 2 chords on the ukelele and sing half of a alto octive... can i be in this band!?!
xtina: meanwhile, somewhere, [the project manager] feels an inexplicable need to drink more