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Designing a better goddamn smoke detector.
The smoke detector "oh noes the battery is perishing!!1" beep went off in my room at two thirty o'fuck in the AM. Who came up with this shit?
Some ideas about improved smoke detection, compiled by me, an underslept headachey grump:
* Wire it into the house and have a battery backup.
* Since it would be wired into the wall with a battery backup, if the battery starts to run out, a quiet chirp for "oh noes battery" would be sufficient.
* Possible: Also have it chirp if there is no battery in there at all. One should not trust that electricity will be available in case of a fire.
* Have the alarm start low in sound and increase rapidly, so that cooking smoke doesn't completely freak out the cats. (This idea came from the internet somewhere. All glory to that anonymous person.)
* Big Damn Buttons that very obviously state what they're for. No more "press down for 3.2 seconds or until it pulses twice in octarine", just a button that says "TEST ME" and another button that says "CLARM DOWN, JEEZ".
** Because fuck, who knows how long to press down a fucking button while it is SHRIEKING IN YOUR EAR? Answer: aliens.
* No "smart" shit. I can't stand most IoT stuff, and the idea of having a networked smoke detector fills me with dread.
Poking holes in my proposal: totally welcome. I'll put your names on the patent.
Some ideas about improved smoke detection, compiled by me, an underslept headachey grump:
* Wire it into the house and have a battery backup.
* Since it would be wired into the wall with a battery backup, if the battery starts to run out, a quiet chirp for "oh noes battery" would be sufficient.
* Possible: Also have it chirp if there is no battery in there at all. One should not trust that electricity will be available in case of a fire.
* Have the alarm start low in sound and increase rapidly, so that cooking smoke doesn't completely freak out the cats. (This idea came from the internet somewhere. All glory to that anonymous person.)
* Big Damn Buttons that very obviously state what they're for. No more "press down for 3.2 seconds or until it pulses twice in octarine", just a button that says "TEST ME" and another button that says "CLARM DOWN, JEEZ".
** Because fuck, who knows how long to press down a fucking button while it is SHRIEKING IN YOUR EAR? Answer: aliens.
* No "smart" shit. I can't stand most IoT stuff, and the idea of having a networked smoke detector fills me with dread.
Poking holes in my proposal: totally welcome. I'll put your names on the patent.