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nonethefewer) wrote2007-06-04 12:26 am
nonethefewer) wrote2007-06-04 12:26 am
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*squeak! squeak! squeak! LOLL*
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the_xtina
To: Bodies, Inc.
Re: Return
To Whom It May Concern:
I am writing to you regarding your 30-year money-back guarantee. It seems that my body has been reduced to a pile of much. Furthermore, the only noise I am capable of emitting is a high squeak. You don't want to know how I'm writing this.
I am shipping my body to you, and would like a replacement as soon as possible. If you would, please include an immunity to intolerably cute, squeaking, lolling-about-on-the-stairs raccoons.
Yrs,
-X
PS: By 'loll', I mean loll, although given that this is the internet and I don't speak Raccoon, perhaps it was--
Okay, I went to search for a lolcoon, and ended up dying anew. Please hurry.
the_xtinaTo: Bodies, Inc.
Re: Return
To Whom It May Concern:
I am writing to you regarding your 30-year money-back guarantee. It seems that my body has been reduced to a pile of much. Furthermore, the only noise I am capable of emitting is a high squeak. You don't want to know how I'm writing this.
I am shipping my body to you, and would like a replacement as soon as possible. If you would, please include an immunity to intolerably cute, squeaking, lolling-about-on-the-stairs raccoons.
Yrs,
-X
PS: By 'loll', I mean loll, although given that this is the internet and I don't speak Raccoon, perhaps it was--
Okay, I went to search for a lolcoon, and ended up dying anew. Please hurry.