"MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEE MONKEY BEES!!!"

[nonethefewer]

Via theferrett, a take on 50 old D&D monsters.

I officially died at monkey bees.

* For ankhorite, GIANT HAMSTER.

* STENCH KOW FROM HELL.

* WEREDONKEY.

* So you're looking at an evil tree stump that has a cute bunny on the end of its tentacles so that it can lure people or other animals near it. While I understand the parallel to animals in the real world, I'm still stuck here looking at a googly-eyed tree stump with a rabbit glued to its head. Wow."

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[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

I loved the bit where assweres in humanoid form were "indistinguishable from other humanoids". Explains a lot, it does :)