"I feel happy, I feel happy... *THUNK*"

R: I put all your medicine, right in one place.  [Nyquil, cough drops, cranberry juice, and some anti-cough pills.]
X: *glances at Nyquil*  I'll just swig it!
R: ...should I put this back?
X: You'll find me draped, ahahaha, half on and half off the couch!  *cracks up*
R: This is only so funny because you're so drugged.
X: *dyin' here*  Or draped over the chair!
R: Okay, I'm cutting you off.  *moves Nyquil*
X: "I regret nothing!  *thud*"
R: *shakes head*
X: The cat'll be sitting there looking at you like, "Dude I dunno.  She's a party animal."  *hysteria*
R: Goodnight, dear.

Also, I always hear the text for this userpic* in a little whisper.  Creepy, or creepy awesome?

* CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, overtop the creepy kitten.

Fine, yall win.

I now realise that sometimes, sometimes, Twitter has some awesome shit.

To be judged on my record of tyranny, oppression and turning innocent creatures to stone, not my gender. #FeministWishList
-- @The_WhiteWitch

High hilaritah.

This userpic is more cheering than it possibly should be.

I want to have it on a keychain.  A for-serious keychain, with Portland-related stuff on the other side, so I get capslock, Portland, and the fewest clutter, all at once.

ALL THE TIME