Paraphrased.
Apr. 22nd, 2008 10:48 pmX: A liger and a tigon!
B: No, "tion".
X: It's "tigon", I'm looking at it in Wikipedia.
B: I call bullshit.
X: On Wikipedia??
B: Yes.
X: You're human, you're fallible!
B: And who wrote Wikipedia, huh??
X: Oh hey, the Encyclopaedia Britannica backs me up.
B: ... I hate you.
X: What was your source?
B: Napoleon Dynamite.
X: And you slandered Wikipedia with that as your source? You are no longer my intellectual heir!
B: No, "tion".
X: It's "tigon", I'm looking at it in Wikipedia.
B: I call bullshit.
X: On Wikipedia??
B: Yes.
X: You're human, you're fallible!
B: And who wrote Wikipedia, huh??
X: Oh hey, the Encyclopaedia Britannica backs me up.
B: ... I hate you.
X: What was your source?
B: Napoleon Dynamite.
X: And you slandered Wikipedia with that as your source? You are no longer my intellectual heir!