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Dear everybody:
It is not societally required of you to create as much noise as you possibly can. It is, in fact, a sign of culture and restraint to do things like, for example, not slam the door as hard as you possibly can. It demonstrates that you can be arsed to spend the extra second pulling the door shut.
To reject your argument before you can begin to formulate it, if you're not strong enough to pull the door shut and have it latch, you certainly can't be strong enough to swing the door closed at the speed of light. If you can do the latter, then you have the physical ability to do the former. I encourage you to try harder next time.
In short: Either acquire moderation, or learn how to shut the door without any goddamn arms.
Headachily yours,
X
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Next in the series - doing anything else with as much physical force, or with as little physical restraint, as possible. Fucking noisy-ass people.
It is not societally required of you to create as much noise as you possibly can. It is, in fact, a sign of culture and restraint to do things like, for example, not slam the door as hard as you possibly can. It demonstrates that you can be arsed to spend the extra second pulling the door shut.
To reject your argument before you can begin to formulate it, if you're not strong enough to pull the door shut and have it latch, you certainly can't be strong enough to swing the door closed at the speed of light. If you can do the latter, then you have the physical ability to do the former. I encourage you to try harder next time.
In short: Either acquire moderation, or learn how to shut the door without any goddamn arms.
Headachily yours,
X
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Next in the series - doing anything else with as much physical force, or with as little physical restraint, as possible. Fucking noisy-ass people.
